You sat at the office table, you've had yet to really mention this moving arrangement, because you and blitzø were just both avoiding it really. You weren't ready to see his reaction, and well, he wasn't ready to face reality.
Moxxie had a mug of coffee, sipping it as loona entered the office, bust on her phone. Moxxie sets the mug down, clapping his hands slightly before chuckling, "you know, I checked the scale today." He said leaning back smiling, "and it said I lost two pounds-"
"How much are you supposed to weigh?" You asked looking at him in concern, imps were pretty small, and losing two pounds, for an imp that is, seemed pretty dangerous.
Moxxie waved you off slightly, "all that matters is I'm not fat." He said through gritted teeth, the trees response directed at loona who didn't reply, busy texting which just set moxxie off.
"I. Am. Not. Fa-"
The door is kicked open, slamming into the wall, shaking the file cabinets slightly. Millie comes in, growling and cursing beneath her breath squeezing a cup of coffee she had in her hands. "Ooh! Such a f*cking asshole! That little motherf*cker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his f*ckin' little thing!"
Loona, who was slightly disturbed stopped texting, moxxie looking over at his wife in concern, "... Is she... Okay?" You whispered to moxxie as Millie slammed on a red button, a pop up of a cardboard human popping up immediately, only to get torn to pieces by a vary pissed off millie. "Um... I dunno... Millie? Hunny?" He called out, grabbing his wife's frustrated attention. "What?!" Moxxie and you flinched back, Millie sighed, cooling off.
Her shoulders slumping slightly, "yeah?" She said, in a softer tone. "It's just... Is something wrong?" Moxxie asked looking at Millie as she growled, clearly something happened or she wouldn't be acting like this.
"Yeah... Just... Bumped into an ex." She said through gritted teeth, her tail rigid and twitching frantically. "Oh! Oh..." Moxxie said softly looking sideways for a moment, before looking back at his wife. She retracted the knife from the cardboard pop up, "He just kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger co*ck"."
Moxxie frowned looking at his wife, "wait, what?" But Millie glosses over what she said, continuing on, moxxie's tail twitching slightly, curling around your ankle, which was something that developed around the time they had burned down that circus place with the robo guy. It was something he did too ground himself.
Her voice raises, her hands taut in a tight fist, "Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to—"
She punches the cabinet which topples over vary loudly, blitzø coming out of his office confused and mildly annoyed. "What the f*ck was all that noise? I got a client!" He snapped at the pair, grabbing your forearm, stepping on moxxie's tail who yelps, releasing his hold on you.
Moxxie scoffed rubbing his sore tail as he forcefully apologized, "Sorry, sir. I'll get this all cleaned—"
"What's this?" You asked, holding up a photo that fell out of the cabinet, two imps in a horse costume making out was what the photo consisted of.
"Just research." Blitzø says, grabbing the photo and stuffing it into his pocket before pulling you into his newly refurbished office, picking the phone back up, "yeah? Sorry had to deal with something but uh- here's y/n, she's gonna deal with you while I get some coffee." He said handing you the phone before heading out. "Gee, thanks." You sighed out putting the phone up to your ear. "So, is there anything I.M.P can help you with? Need help offing somebody?" You ask taking a seat on the desk.
A raspy-ish voice spoke, "no. No doll, I was just wondering if you, your boss and co-workers could come over, too... Discuss business is all." You frowned slightly. "Um... But... You do realize I.M.P only specializes in killing humans though right? We don't kill people here." You say reaching over to grab a photo. Huh, you wondered when blitzø took a picture of you sleeping with loona, probably before you moved out.
"I know that. But this is... Business only doll, besides, I'll pay you and your boss a pretty penny." The man responded, it sounded like he was smoking something. "But-"
"You ain't got a choice doll. The helicopter is already there. See you soon." He hung up, leaving you flabbergasted, blitzø came bursting through the office door just as the wall of the office was ripped clean off, a helicopter landing on the side of it. "What the f*ck! I just had that wall fixed!" Blitzø exclaimed dropping his cup of coffee as Millie stood up entering with an axe, ready too chop off someone's head. "Sir? What's going on?"
Moxxie asked coming in confused before tensing up at the sight of those two, familiar loan sharks. "Well, we're going on a business trip- and you f*cks are paying for this damn wall." Blitzø added pointing at the two loan sharks frustrated as he walked across the platform into the helicopter, pulling you in with him.
Moxxie reluctantly got in, Millie gently encouraging him in, they both take a seat across from you as the helicopter starts up. You pulled over a seatbelt on you and blitzø. Safety first, especially when in hell operating any mobile vehicle, helicopter or not.
You looked out the window, watching the land and skies change from red, too a slightly deepish green. Smog filled the skies, buildings on fire and whatnot as the helicopter flew into a town called "notamafia town" on a sign, welcoming anybody in.
Moxxie groaned looking away from the window, "I hate this place." You frowned confused, "why?"
"Oh, right, this used to be your old stomping ground right?" Blitzø said looking out the window, nobody answering your question. "Okay, I asked a question. I'm sick of being ignored." You say flatly, ears flapping slightly. "Just... I don't have, any good memories of this place." Moxxie said looking up at you, finally answering your question, looking out the window, his body tensing up as the helicopter lands in front of a mansion. "Wait, wait what? Why-" his eyes land on his father who was waiting at the front door, putting out a cigarette.
"sh*t."
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Crimson's finally here! I planned on having y/n and crimson bump into each other Early on, like while they were supposed to be guarding stolas, but I switched up those plans. And hazbin hotel will be involved, little bits here and there, only when I have more too work off of because that show seemed kinda rushed, and not a lot of character building aside from sir pentious, and some for angel dust and husk. I want to involve a lot of the three Vs, but I need more substance for them before I start doing that. For now it'll focus mostly on helluva boss.
FAQs
Can a 11 year old watch Hazbin Hotel? ›
This show would be most appropriate for kids 13 and up, but it does depend on your child.
Who is the hottest Hazbin Hotel character? ›onix | Did you know that Vox won the "Hottest Hazbin Hotel character" poll on twitter ?
Who is the oldest in Hazbin Hotel? ›Oldest Characters in Hazbin Hotel: Lucifer, Charlie, Carmilla, Zest, and Sins.
Is Angel in Hazbin Hotel a boy or girl? ›Vivziepop clarified within pilot development streams that Angel is, in fact, a cisgendered man who is just proud of his androgynous look and enjoys playing around with that, in both his day-to-day attire and his drag persona.
Why is Hazbin Hotel 18+? ›It features profanity, sex jokes, and discussions of death and sin. The TV-MA rating for Hazbin Hotel is justified due to its dark storyline and content.
Is it okay for a 12 year old to watch Helluva Boss? ›For teens/adults. A lot of episodes have scenes that deal with sensitive topics like abusive fathers or daddy issues in general, domestic abuse/violence, betrayal, abusive bosses, dysfunctional families, loss, very severe self loathing, and many other sensitive topics that could be quite emotional for some viewers.
Who has a crush on Alastor? ›Huni has an obvious crush on Alastor, despite his grisly nature, fangirling over him and blushing in his presence.
Who is Charlie's girlfriend Hazbin? ›Vaggie (voiced by Stephanie Beatriz) is the manager of the Hazbin Hotel and Charlie's girlfriend.
Who is God in Hazbin Hotel? ›God the Father is an unseen mentioned character in Hazbin Hotel: Journey to the Light. With a personality which is shrouded in a veil of eccentric ambiguity, God is the ruler of all Creation and the sole progenitor of the Morningstar family, and the Father of the Seven Heavenly Virtues.
Is Vaggie a fallen angel? ›Natural Powers. Immortality: As she had already experienced death, Vaggie lived eternally as an undead soul. Nigh-Invulnerability: Vaggie, as a fallen angel, was incredibly resilient and could easily survive extreme amounts of punishment that would instantly kill a human.
How old was Husk when he died in Hazbin? ›
Husk was a former human in the '70s Chicago and was dead at the age of 75. He would be reborn in Hell as a Cat demon with an addiction to gambling and alcohol.
What does vaggie look like? ›Appearance. Vaggie is a slim-figured angel who subtly sports a moth-themed design with grayish-lavender skin. She has knee-length grayish-white hair with faded-purple tips and long jagged bangs which cover the left side of her face.
Why does Angel Dust cry? ›However, beneath this demeanor lies a much more tragic and vulnerable side of Angel Dust that he is afraid to show to the rest of Hell. Due to his frequent emotional, mental, and physical abuse (including rape) from his boss, Valentino, Angel has low self esteem, intense depression, and often cries in private.
Who was Angel Dust before he died? ›In life, Angel Dust, then named Anthony, was a gangster and member of a notorious Italian crime family based in New York City. He was naturally raised into the lifestyle of a mafioso, thus all he knew was that kind of life.
Is Angel Demon a girl? ›Aside from both having auburn hair, Lucifer is commonly described as beautiful. Denji found Angel attractive enough to briefly consider him a potential partner before discarding the idea since Angel is male.
Is Hazbin Hotel child friendly? ›The show goes a little fast at times, but oh well. It is a very adult show though. I'd assume that most highschoolers could take it, but I wouldn't let anyone under the age of at least ten or eleven watch it. It has a lot of sex jokes and cussing, but I personally don't mind it, and find the jokes funny at times.
Can a 11 year old watch horror? ›11-13 year olds may be better equipped to navigate the scary movie scene on some level but each child is different. If your child watches something that they say is not scary to them but then starts coming to you at night wanting to sleep closer to you or is having nightmares let their behavior speak for them.
Can an 11 year old watch South Park? ›Parents need to know that South Park is a satirical animated series created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone that isn't meant for young kids. It's jam packed with mature themes, swearing (including "f--k," "s--t," and more), over-the-top cartoon violence, potty humor, and innuendo.
Is Alastor a kids show? ›Alastor "the Radio Demon" is a fictional character created by Vivienne "VivziePop" Medrano who primarily appears in the musical adult animated series Hazbin Hotel as one of the overlords of Hell.